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"Who's your date?"

"I met her on the LiveJournal! after posting an especially attractive picture of my prison sculpted abs, she commented that I was not only 'Pwn', I was 'Teh Sex'... whatever that means. "

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Posted by: matthewjoe88 Original: 5/7/2008 1:43 AM Views: 78 Comments: 6 eProps: 6 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

I bet you would:
I bet you would stamp an oily frenchman.
I bet you would dream of a prancing silk nipple
I bet you would penetrate a lost nickel
I bet you would lathe a brass plated duck
I bet you would plan a wooden bouquet
I bet you would create seven hateful slurping raisins
I bet you would dismantle an iced reporter
I bet you would elect a drenched dill marionette
I bet you would smite a vinegar filled tortilla
I bet you would pleasure a tourists backbreaking statuette
I bet you would dress up a collapsable pine cone
I bet you would drink an atomic president
I bet you would snack on a melted bear skin
I bet you would inspect a false branch
I bet you would mangle a floating brownie
I bet you would discuss a crimped wood
I bet you would pile drive an evasive sand castle
I bet you would pluck a slanted boot
I bet you would muzzle a bulb filled nest
I bet you would retreat into a flask of molten friendship
I bet you would cry a flock of mangoes
I bet you would induce a melon flavored gnome
I bet you would carouse with a lumpy french tango dancer
I bet you would mask a thatched hog
I bet you would redeem a mongolian arachnid
I bet you would lie to a prickly candle
I bet you would dunk a soft leaf in a puddle of sausage

^Those ones were all mine. The following list is from my friend Adam:

I bet you would like to mash some streaming porcupines
I bet you want to make a crusty walrus
I bet you would smoke a scary pineapple
I bet you would scurry through an open badger
I bet you would scarf down a loaded creep
I bet you would rape a sacred pumpkin
I bet you would persuade saucy vermin
I bet you would lunch on a pack of wild crust
I bet you would wash a festering pirate
I bet you would climb on a salted mammoth
I bet you would deceive a shattered fly
I bet you would control a lost nard
I bet you would soften a pickled toe nail
I bet you would float on chocolate parsley
I bet you would prosecute an iron covered blonde
I bet you would peck a sandy drum
I bet you would scarf down a disastrous wonderland
I bet you would

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