In the story, "you" is me.

BTW, I had this dream last night that we were all sitting around talking about who of us knew real pain, and you were like, "I do," and someone else asked, "Yeah? What have you ever lost?" and you were like, "An ARM AND A LEG!!" and people were still disrespecting you so you went outside and you were going to cut off your arm and leg again with a saw (in the dream it was like you had done it before and they grew back...or were sewn back on or something) and I was screaming at you not to do it, and finally I got other people to pay attention and get you before you did it, and I was like, "See, you guys? You should have taken him seriously!!" Weird. Anyway, it's kinda funny now and hope you don't mind the mild gore. Have a nice day!